this was the best opening scene to a movie I have ever seen
idk i thought it was funny
Cutout Cardboards, 2014 Ibon Mainar
why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
But the Winter Soldier was there.
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
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Oh my god novemberfightsong
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
never eat shredded wheat