In which Thorin is actually Captain Jack Sparrow
for tygermama who asked for a Hobbit/PotC crossover c:
how do you get a nice body without moving
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
*clears throat* or make them into WEBSERIES
“Washington Square gives less sense of the neighborhood than of interiority.”
Happy 97th Birthday, Jack Kirby.
This is so subtle yet one of the funniest reactions I’ve ever seen
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
God bless drag queen omg
Gotta love em.
I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok.
Queen of everything aka Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson
DRACO MALFOY WEEK | DAY 3 - FAMILY➸ Join us as we take an exclusive trip to Malfoy Manor for a special interview and photo session!
“…as I move on to my next question, a thunderous explosion shakes the manor. While I’m terrified, Hermione and Draco don’t seem much fazed by the loud blast. Moments later, the culprits appear at the foot of the staircase. And I’m relieved to only find the three Malfoy children. The two eldest troublemakers look equally guilty and ashamed. The youngest sibling trail behind them with an unnerving smirk on her face…”